+/- Props to an awesome Oktoberfest. Drops to someone flipping over my car.
- - Drops to people throwing squirrels at Taco Bell.
++ Props to leading an entire party into the SpongeBob SquarePants song.
+/- Props to Oktoberfest. Drops to losing your voice before interviews.
++ Props to the Starbucks pumpkin spice latte.
- - Drops to Paul Warner for selling my Oktoberfest shirt to some girl who is clearly not me.
+/- Props to throwing up on a girl who looked like a troll at the bar. Drops to throwing up at the bar.
+/- Props to hearing rumors about a girl drunkenly pooping her pants. Drops to it being a true story.
+/- Props to consuming over 700 jello shots. Drops to dried jello staining our walls, TV and carpet.
+ + Props to eating enough sauerkraut to win Packer tickets for New Year's Eve.
+/- Props to having an adult sleepover. Drops to a bloody nose staining my white sheets.
-/+ Drops to having to close work Saturday night. Props to only vaguely remembering it anyway.
- - Drops to a 50-year-old Asian man breaking into my house in an attempt to deliver chinese food menus. Double drops to them not even offering delivery.
+/- Props to finally making it up to the bluffs. Drops to getting rained on.
+ + Props to watching Disney movies all weekend. Gotta love childhood flashbacks.
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